Red

The first beer I ever had was a Red Dog. I was 16 and at a high school party I didn't particularly go to. I wasn't a drinker, but someone handed me a beer. I grabbed a straw from the kitchen and nursed the beer through it for a good two hours before I left and sat the bottle down to flatten on the Formica counter top. From what I remember, Red Dog tasted like a banana.

Someone also told me the dog's face looked like Batman performing oral sex on a woman.

Beer 2

Off-center beers on a red background. And in case you had any questions, the good people at Bic wrote "Beer" twice.

Beer

Another from Bic's, "Pictures of Alcoholic Beverages with the Name of the Beverage Underneath" line of lighters. This time, "Beer".