Fishing

I've always thought to myself, "I wish I could light my cigarette with a pier-fishing child." Now I can. Praise the lordy!

Mojito

Mojitos: The taste of lime, mint, sugar and rum made shitty. Now with fire!

Beer 2

Off-center beers on a red background. And in case you had any questions, the good people at Bic wrote "Beer" twice.

Lemon

That's right, my cigarette lighter has a fresh lemon on it.
Suck on them apples, Penelope!

Beer

Another from Bic's, "Pictures of Alcoholic Beverages with the Name of the Beverage Underneath" line of lighters. This time, "Beer".

Wine

This lighter has a glass of wine on it and also says, "Wine".
Classy. As. Fuck.

Welcome to the Stupid Lighter Museum

Hello, and welcome.

The Stupid Lighter Museum is just what it sounds like. A museum for stupid lighters.

C'mon in. Pull up a chair. Take a gander at what some dude at a lighter company thought was a good idea and then had that idea approved for production for some reason.

Stupid lighters, here we come.