"This is a battery, my friend. Oh. No. This is a lighter."
Showing posts with label smoker friendly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smoker friendly. Show all posts
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Dinosaur
With a frown and a heavy heart, my tobacconist said, "This, my friend, is last funny," and handed me the red-eyed, robot-handed dinosaur.
Scorpion
My local tobacco store, Smoker Friendly, was having a sale on stupid lighters. The next few entries will be what the Lebanese owner of the store told me about them."Lighter! Is tarantula!"
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